As a college student you’re either struggling academically, financially, or emotionally. Or all three.
my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.